Looking back on my childhood self, I couldn’t help but feel a bit envious of the kids with broken bones. Not in a sadistic way by any means, but I was jealous of the attention one received (and probably the missed class days). I yearned for the neon cast filled with the names of all … Continue reading Young and Broke (Literally)
It's the first Sunday of the New Year and for all my Catholics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Mormons or however you may define yourself, I have one question to ask… Did you go to mass today? Or was the last time you went to mass on Christmas? When will be the next time you go to … Continue reading “Confessions of a Part-Time Catholic”
Greetings to my friends, family and online stalkers. It’s been awhile since I last posted something stupid about my life and a lot has happened since I wrote about how resumes are bullshit. I currently no longer live in the confinement of my parents’ home and have since graduated from a twin bed to a … Continue reading I Moved to West Virginia Incase Anyone Forgot About Me
You’ve all done it. Nobody likes it. It’s time consuming and feels pretty pointless before you sit down and do it. No, I am not talking about doing your taxes (relevant)... we are talking resumes, people! Whether you are looking for your first job or transitioning into a new career, it all starts with your … Continue reading Resumes are Bullshit
Just a little over a week ago I returned home from Las Vegas for the West Coast Conference Basketball Tournament feeling a little funky. For every Gonzaga student, it is the sacred rite of passage to go to the WCC Tournament in Las Vegas to watch your very own Gonzaga Bulldogs take the court. The … Continue reading Post-Vegas Blues
Welcome to another post about my quarter-life crisis. No, I did not purchase a high-end sports car… I can’t even afford to lease a car. Nor did I drastically change my hair, join a dating app or book a last minute trip to Las Vegas. Okay, so I did do two of those things but … Continue reading My Failed Spin Instructor Audition
“Dating apps are the new fart,” a friend of mine recently said. “Everybody does it, but nobody wants to admit it!” I could not agree more. When dating apps first became popular, I found myself to shutter at the mere idea of creating a profile. Matching myself with someone on the basis of a few … Continue reading Dating Apps are the New Fart
Have you ever felt the urge to punch someone in the face? Nope? No one? Not even that annoying sibling who spends too much time in the bathroom during the morning when you desperately need to relieve yourself? Or that random asshole that decides to tailgate you even though you are already going 80 mph … Continue reading People I Want to Punch in the Face
2017 died expectedly on December 31, 2017 at the age of 365 days old. She (we are going to refer to her as “she” because this was the year of women) is survived by whatever the hell is going to happen with Kim Jong Un and his stupid missiles, ripped jeans, Trump administration and the … Continue reading RIP 2017
What’s up blockheads!! I am so happy you find yourself stumbling upon my blog during this busy holiday season. When people tend to talk about their own obsessions or of others, one usually begins with the statement, “My dad is the biggest fan of ____ ever!” or “You will never meet someone more obsessed with … Continue reading My Mom is Addicted to Snoopy
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