If it can happen to me, it can happen to you… keep your social media clean. So how did I lose an enormous amount of money to a tweet, exactly? It all started with my applications for various graduate assistant positions to universities I had been accepted into this past spring. I was interviewing for … Continue reading How a Tweet Cost me $40,000
“Your first day is going to be great!” Kiera’s grandmother says as she watches her granddaughter securely fashion her nametag to her neatly pressed button down shirt. Kiera shrugs and makes her way to the car. She slumps into the seat of her 2001 white Ford Escape. Speckles of color are smudged into the passenger’s … Continue reading Kiera’s First Job
With two weeks ago from today marking the completion of my fourth marathon, it was only 1 week ago from today that I asked a friend of mine to shove her fingers down my throat so I could regurgitate the various assortments of alcohol that was swirling around my stomach. Ha! To divert your attention … Continue reading My life may be falling apart… but I did just run a marathon 2 weeks ago!
I am assuming most of the people who are reading this have been there (unless you are a male and under the age of 21) lying on the exam table with your feet in stirrups as the doctor stares into the abyss of your vagina. Yes, I am talking about pap smears! If the topic … Continue reading Edna and Me
I don’t know about you guys, but I think post-college is far worse than puberty ever was. This is also coming from someone who got their period at age 10, grew armpit hair in the third grade and rocked unreal greasy hair with a middle part for 2 years as pictured below: When you … Continue reading How My First Job Made Me Feel Like I Was Going Through Puberty All Over Again
So I assume you find yourself here mostly because we are Facebook friends or you are a random creep on the Internet who likes to look at dumb blogs. Regardless, welcome to the chaotic mess that is my life! Over the course of my next few posts I will document my journey from college to … Continue reading Welcome People
Overwhelmingly Erin 