Looking back on my childhood self, I couldn’t help but feel a bit envious of the kids with broken bones. Not in a sadistic way by any means, but I was jealous of the attention one received (and probably the missed class days). I yearned for the neon cast filled with the names of all … Continue reading Young and Broke (Literally)
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People I Want to Punch in the Face
Have you ever felt the urge to punch someone in the face? Nope? No one? Not even that annoying sibling who spends too much time in the bathroom during the morning when you desperately need to relieve yourself? Or that random asshole that decides to tailgate you even though you are already going 80 mph … Continue reading People I Want to Punch in the Face
Kiera’s First Job
“Your first day is going to be great!” Kiera’s grandmother says as she watches her granddaughter securely fashion her nametag to her neatly pressed button down shirt. Kiera shrugs and makes her way to the car. She slumps into the seat of her 2001 white Ford Escape. Speckles of color are smudged into the passenger’s … Continue reading Kiera’s First Job
Edna and Me
I am assuming most of the people who are reading this have been there (unless you are a male and under the age of 21) lying on the exam table with your feet in stirrups as the doctor stares into the abyss of your vagina. Yes, I am talking about pap smears! If the topic … Continue reading Edna and Me



